Fondly, With Cheese

Tonight, I watched Biz Markie eat fried chicken.

And oh what a marvelous sight it was! It’s pretty awe-some to watch people, or animals even, gorge themselves on a food which is obviously a favorite. The Biz has HUGE lips. HUGE. He’s a big man. And that tiny chicken leg didn’t stand a chance. His lips smacked and chewed; with two or three swift bites there was nothing left but bone. Really, truly, an incredible eating feat. An act of beauty… and this is coming from a vegetarian.